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| Here for your completely uninterested, yet most likely bored, mind's
viewing pleasure is yet another inane juxtaposition of thoughts from
everyone's favorite self-aware colors, red and blue!
entertain me
hmm
"lobsters"
"spectroscope"
"Jeff Gordon"
"half-eaten veggie-burger"
"Dr. Funkenstein's Groovalistic-posifunkstication"
"the baterang" (batman's specially crafted bat-shaped boomerang)
o dude you're not actually supposed to give an explanation in this game
o, this game just involves saying random stuff
there are no rules
well let's make some rules
so long as there's no discernable pattern
how about, everything has to be in iambic pentameter and the last syllable has to rhyme with "month"
ok maybe that's a bit much
let's just continue like before
o
"gonads and strife"
"apple"
"doorknob"
"George Bush wearing a metal bikini"
"net abbreviation for 'Laugh Out Loud'"
"floppy, purple grunt bags"
"infantile duck with Downs Syndrome"
"King of Foot"
"molybdenum"
"German apostolic growth stimulating pin cushions"
"manic woman tripping on the umbrella"
"park"
"tantric unicorn sodomizing a loaf of French whole grain bread"
"Japanese Dogwood"
"mittens"
"Snufflupagus"
"Filaffle"
"popcorn from Hell"
"hamsters injected intravenously
with methamphetamines running on wheels powering a device to emit
tachyon particles out of nozzles similar to car-wash spray jets for the
purpose of creating an interdimensional quantum singularity"
"a"
"hat"
"yogurt Fonzie"
"shit and apricots"
"testicular cancer"
"bubble bush queef queen"
"jambolaya"
"sixteen"
"zippity doo dah day"
"l33t hax0r"
"Transportation Station"
"Will Smith"
"wombats are for sex"
"consolidation of entropy"
"only on tuesdays"
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| Chesterules (1:34:09 PM): my nose sometimes smells like garlic. Any thoughts on possible causes?
spojji (1:34:27 PM): umm
spojji (1:34:28 PM): heh
Chesterules (1:35:08 PM): it doesn't happen as much as it used to
spojji (1:48:11 PM): that could come in handy, you know, if you ever ran into a vampire
Chesterules (1:48:38 PM): hehe
spojji (1:48:53 PM): they would walk up all "I vant to suck your vlood!" and you would be like *EXHALE*
spojji (1:49:12 PM): and then they would explode in a flurry of light
spojji (1:49:35 PM): and the Bard of Chetland would wrote a song about it
spojji (1:49:40 PM): *write
Chesterules (1:50:03 PM): hehe
spojji (1:50:47 PM): this could be a major motion picture
spojji (1:50:58 PM): "CHET EXHALES THE SCENT OF GARLIC FROM HIS NOSE AT A VAMPIRE"
spojji (1:51:04 PM): we'll need lots of Klingons
spojji (1:51:48 PM): we'll get Kracov to be the director
spojji (1:53:58 PM): we'll cast Benecio del Toro as the vampire, Steven
Segal as you, and Angelina Jolie as your dame who doesn't really have
any affect on the major conflict in the story but still provides you
with comfort nonetheless
Chesterules (1:54:11 PM): well, it's actually my nose, not my nostrils
Chesterules (1:54:23 PM): haha
spojji (1:54:39 PM): details man details
spojji (1:55:03 PM): what if instead of your nose, it's actually a sword that was forged on a garlic farm
spojji (1:55:18 PM): a silver sword
Chesterules (1:55:41 PM): you know - we should actually do this.
Chesterules (1:55:51 PM): kracov should direct - you should be creative director
Chesterules (1:55:53 PM): i'll act in it
Chesterules (1:56:02 PM): we'll make a movie
Chesterules (1:56:05 PM): the most ridiculous movie ever
Chesterules (1:56:30 PM): and John Cleese can make a cameo at one point
and proclaim how preposterous and ridiculous - what a sham - our movie
is
spojji (1:57:51 PM): we need a good setting for it
spojji (1:58:01 PM): some place creepy and gothic
Chesterules (1:58:19 PM): heh
spojji (1:58:22 PM): like maybe Budapest, or Moscow, or rural Wisconsin
Chesterules (1:58:34 PM): Lake Baikal
spojji (1:59:44 PM): and it can be set in the future - the year 2476
when there's not supposed to be any more garlic but there are vampires,
but there's this one hidden garlic farm on an island in the Aegean Sea
and an old sword maker (played by Sean Connery) lives there growing
garlic and making swords
Chesterules (2:00:38 PM): hahah
Chesterules (2:00:41 PM): nice
spojji (2:00:43 PM): because when he was 7 years old this homeless man
in rags warned him that a day would come when he would have to make the
ultimate weapon to fight off evil, and give that weapon to a heroic
warrior with a funny nose
Chesterules (2:01:10 PM): haha
Chesterules (2:01:18 PM): i have a crooked nose - this will be perfect
spojji (2:01:24 PM): man Quentin Tarentino is gonna shit his pants when he sees this
Chesterules (2:01:25 PM): one side is smaller than the other.
Chesterules (2:01:28 PM): but the nose is actually straight
Chesterules (2:01:32 PM): hell yea
Chesterules (2:01:47 PM): he's got nothing on this shiznet
spojji (2:05:27 PM): what if we did the whole thing in the style of Greek Drama
spojji (2:05:32 PM): and the chorus was narrated by William Shatner | | |
| Attention World: I have made an executive decision to be normal. This means I will no longer be weird. Here is proof:
There's nothing more normal/unweird than posting a portrait on a blog.
Note the conformity of the baseball cap, the short mundane haircut, the
plain t-shirt, and the lack of chaos in general in the background. Very
unusual for me, thus normal by the consensus of objective reality. In
fact, when this picture was taken I was even using a computer with
Microsoft products installed on it. I apologize if this decision
saddens anyone, but the weirdness was simply getting too weird (outside
of blogs, that is), so it's time to be like everyone else.
...HAHA no. Let's align the text on the right now.
I'm leaving for California in a few hours
from now and I don't even know where in California I'm going nor where
I'm going after I get there. I also haven't met the person I'm going to
be traveling with yet. This is sweet.
Full speed further ahead, beyond what is beyond!
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